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Surfing is more than just sliding down waves. It can lead you into all sorts of bizarre and interesting places. Here are some writings and ramblings by me and by others about and around the surfing life. I'm always looking for contributions, so if you feel like writing about adventures you've had, or stupid things you've done, send it to me and I'll post it up.

Stories:

Surfing with a Gun.
Fun with high velocity ammunition. NEW!

Desert Winds
Hoofing about the Empty Quarter of Yemen.

Paignton Drop-in
Avoiding falling drunks.

The Skeleton Coast. Namibia.
Dodging sharks on the coast of death.

Sore Arse Woe The Fistral experience, courtesy of Scaryduck.

Involuntary Illegal Camping A slightly longer Bantham session than planned.

Lorenzo's Story A German in England scores great surf.

Death of a Longboard: A Story in Pictures.

Indo Whore: There's a moral here...somewhere.

Home from Home: Living in a wreck, visits from Interpol.

Bull Run: Fun with those crazy Basques.

Surfing the Subcontinent:- A surf exploration of India.

Phils Near Death Experience: - Rip currents and grommets.

The Wettie that would not die:- The neon wonder.

Watch and Learn, ya Dweebs:- Be careful what you say, cos it'll haunt you.

For Fuck's Sake:- Really Bad Unidentified Drinking Accident.

Emails from the Emerald Forest:- Postcards from Barbie.

How Flat Spells can form a Band:- The birth of the Screaming Lightweights.

Moules et Frites and Filthy Waves :- Phil has a really sick session.

Surf Vehicles We Have Loved :- Some go on, some go off.

Dawn Patrol Hell :- Sometimes it's better to mattress surf.

Everyone Has To Start Somewhere :- Our first Newquay trip.

How to Kill a Hire Car:- Adventures in a Citroen Saxo

The Way to Suckham - Abuse of the Elderly.

French Injuries :- Rup gets an artificial hand

 

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